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so I walkined into class and looked at the class' online syllabus and stuff. I found out that my teacher has a sense of humor when I found this at the bottom of the prompt.

(  Weapons of Math Instruction

At New York's Kennedy airport, an individual (later discovered to be a public school teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.


At a morning press conference, Attorney general Eric H. Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Holder said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country."

"As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Holder declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding, "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."

President Obama warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scale never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex."

Attorney General Holder said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. There is one principle he is uncertain of, though - as they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."  )
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StarXHide dragons by ilovemy3cats
StarXHide dragons
Yes I ship Starscream and Ironhide deal with it :icondealwithitplz:
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Ellie and her lovelies by ilovemy3cats
Ellie and her lovelies
Ellie (middle) with her lovelies Ironhide (top) and Starscream (bottom)
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Rung Dragon Gift by ilovemy3cats
Rung Dragon Gift
Sorry for the angle, I lack the ability on my tablet to correct it
This is dragonized version of transformers Rung
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my favorite hobby is art. i like shadow the hedgehog, cats, darkrai, xlr8, transformer, pokemon, bakugan and spyro. i am makeing a book called the clan. it's about a cat clan on an animal only planet. i am also trying to make rain the cat a real sonic charicter if not just a famouse OC paired with shadow for the aultimate couple... please help. i am also a proud vloger on youtube

Shell of choice: sand dollar
Wallpaper of choice: pic of my cat rain
Favourite cartoon character: raven from teen titans
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fursuit accesories.
dragon teeth for sale by ilovemy3cats
finished jawset. by ilovemy3cats
kiki's new teeth by ilovemy3cats
unfinished duck fursuuit mask by ilovemy3cats
I can do every thing from custom fit eyes and teeth, to claws and cloth paw pads. The base price for this commission is made off of the teeth and claws starting price. If you wish to order eyes and paw pads please send me a note
hybrid animals and combonations.
Dracofelian hunter AP 3 by ilovemy3cats
Fishing Dracofelia by ilovemy3cats
Dracofelia And Kit by ilovemy3cats
Baby Albino Dragon In Egg by ilovemy3cats
Fur Dragon in the Snow AP 4 by ilovemy3cats
Rainfeather fishy by ilovemy3cats
Any kind of animal combo you can think of i'll do my best to create
Dragon's den
Fur Dragon in the Snow AP 4 by ilovemy3cats
Baby Albino Dragon In Egg by ilovemy3cats
Flight of the dragon AP art 2 by ilovemy3cats
Mother and son Concentration 1 by ilovemy3cats
wingless volcano dragon AP art 5 by ilovemy3cats
Sea dragon AP art by ilovemy3cats
All things dragon
Transformers
Optimus Prime 2013 by ilovemy3cats
Starscream Colored by ilovemy3cats
G1 Shockwave by ilovemy3cats
Optimus Prime Fall of Cyvertron uncolored by ilovemy3cats
G1 Ironhide finally finished by ilovemy3cats
Road Buster Drawing by ilovemy3cats
Transformers is something I have always loved ever since I was a small child. It has only been recently that I've started drawing them. These take me quite a long time to do. Some pictures (like the plain outlines) take up to 3 weeks to do. Traditional color pictures take up to 2 and a half months. Digital color takes me a lot longer to do because it is not something that can be done during math class, these can take up to 4 or 5 months to complete based on how complex and detailed the picture is.
All Things Cat
Corpses And Claws Issue 1 First Flame by ilovemy3cats
Rainfeather Drowning by ilovemy3cats
Rainfeather-sad-night by ilovemy3cats
CC Dark Stranger by ilovemy3cats
Hairless cat by ilovemy3cats
cat family by ilovemy3cats
This is what I originally started drawing since I have been on Deviant art, so I am no stranger to drawing cats. 

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SuperPanakas Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave! :D
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You're welcome
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I like omorashi 
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Thanks 4 the llama and watch! :D
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yush
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Thanks for the Llama!
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ilovemy3cats Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
haha any time
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Happy birthday!
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Thank you
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Welcome to :iconbots-in-skirts:!!
We hope you enjoy everything we have to offer!
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